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Friday, February 24, 2012

Just cause it's Friday!

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood, don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage
him to watch some type of sport event on television.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 9 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"


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