No, let me rephrase that - FUCKING BIG DOG!!!
So, sometime this past weekend I went down to the local Builders Warehouse - it's the Woolies for men!, anyway, as I pulled into the parking lot, there was this little 1200 Nissan bakkie in front of me, with what must be the biggest damn dog I have ever seen on the back. As I waited for him to pull into a parking spot, two girls walked by, and one suddenly noticed the dog. Well, she must have jumped 4 feet to move away! I nearly wet my pants, as I expected this, but not to the extent it went down! Anyway, when the guy got out the bakkie, I had a chat to him.
Biggest damn dog I ever seen - I said.
Yup - he replied, - and you won't believe me, but I've met more women since I got him 3 years ago, than in the first 40 years of my life! In fact, he says, people make him pull off the road, just so they can talk to the dog!!!
It looks to me like a cross St. Bernard / Boerbull. He's great, and the owner said thankfully he has a pleasant nature. Can you imagine if he was a bedonnerede dog, you'd have to shoot him to get control!
Great dog, must be an awesome deterrent to any thief / hijacker / mugger.... but I'd hate to have to foot the bill for his food, and never mind the mountains of crap he probably leaves around the garden!!!