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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

From the Princess

Let me see if I understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SOUTH AFRICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, PENSION CARD, WELFARE, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE. PERKS INCLUDE WEAPONS OF YOUR CHOICE. AND IN SOUTH AFRICA YOU CAN MURDER,USE DRUGS,DRINK AND DRIVE,STEAL,RAPE BUT PLEASE SOUTH AFRICANS DON’T SMOKE IN PUBLIC IT IS ILLEGAL.

Salagatle!

2 comments:

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Oh Wreckless, this is a fabulously ironic statement on your part. I think it needs be published worldwide. The repercussions of doing so would vary country by country, of course.
Keep faith, friend.
Robyn

A 2 Z said...

For some reason I have seen this posted by different bloggers in different countries. I think we are all suffering from this unjust syndrome of the "open door policy" which is taking advantage of many taxpapers living in North America and Europe.