I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on the television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of Shhhardonnay,
a bodle of Bailey,
a butle of vocka,tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valium sciptins,
the rest of the Chesescke an a pox of chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece!