dated Friday 7 September 2007, the letters page.
Whisky and Waters
The DA should relax. Because of them, Cabinet Minister Babalaas- Msimang has had to issue a few statements recently.
"Although I was Absynth from office for several months, I with to remind you I Amstel the Minister of Health, am not a dictator but I Amarula and will continue to Rum the department of health," she stated, announcing her return to office.
When quizzed on her health, she mentioned she had recovered well. "Of course I am well," she retorted "I am more than well - I am OKWV! Ask a stupid question, get a stupid Hansa.
"Despite being asked about her new liver, she made no reference to the Morgan transplant.
President Mbeki has rallied around his friend: "She has my Absolut support. That is why I wiped that silly Smirnoff her former deputy's face!"
"The opposition will not be able Tequila career."
Let's face it - no matter how many times the DA has stirred she appears unshaken, and despite her career seemingly being on the rocks, the Minister is still a Mainstay of the ANC government.
GREG DE VILLIERS
Edenvale
And this cartoon done by Zapiro, world renowned for his work (and which appeared in the http://www.mg.co.za/zapiro/default.aspx and on http://borntofish.blogspot.com/), sums it up:-
Salagatle!
2 comments:
That is hilarious!
ROTFL....
Rolling on the floor laughing...
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