Had to post this one!

Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he
buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk.
"I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time
and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the
farmer is mega-impressed. But it doesn't stop there... Straight after that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny the Stud-Rooster is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Ken after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He bonks the honk outta all those geese. By sunset he sees that rabid sex maniac rooster out in the fields quelling quail and phraternising with pheasants.

The farmer is distraught; concerned that his expensive rooster is gonna sensually short circuit himself. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find old Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a vigorous and expensive
performer, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer".

Salagatle!