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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Be 6 Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his  wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking
in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming
Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you stupid retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is probably
get it wrong.



Fishman said...

Oh well, at least he heard something about 6....

Divemaster Dad said...

The coloured laaities were pushing & shoving in the tuck shop queue when the tuck shop teacher hears 1 of the boys say "jou ma se p***" she is outraged & sends him 2 the headmaster's office. The headmaster asks him "so what did you say?" BOY: "nothing meneer" headmaster:" what did u say?" BOY: Meneer the kids were getting out of order, so I jus told them they "massen push"...