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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Human Geography

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Between 18 and 25
A woman is like Africa : Wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

Between 26 and 34
A woman is like America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

Between 35 and 44
A woman is like India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

Between 45 and 54
A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

Between 55 and 60
A woman is like Yugoslavia : A lost war,  haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.

Between 61 and 65
A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

Between 66 and 70
A woman is like Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

After 70
A woman is like Afghanistan or the North pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......


Sorry guys....
Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : Ruled by a dick.....


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