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..... A FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
Between 18 and 25
A woman is like Africa : Wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
Between 26 and 34
A woman is like America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
Between 35 and 44
A woman is like India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
Between 45 and 54
A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
Between 55 and 60
A woman is like Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
Between 61 and 65
A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
Between 66 and 70
A woman is like Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
A woman is like Afghanistan or the North pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......
Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : Ruled by a dick.....