In the beginning God created day and night. He created days for Rugby matches, going to the beach and Braai’s .
He created night for going fishing,sleeping and Braai’s, and God saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, - swimming and Braai’s on the beach ,and God saw that it was good.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for Braai’s, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and fish for Braai’s, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fifth day God created an Ou (bloke) - to go to the Rugby, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat, fish and prawns at Braai's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Sixth Day God saw that the Ou was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the braai with. So God created Maats (mates), and God saw that they were good Ous, and God saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling braai fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Ous. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ..
Well. . Almost good.
He saw that the Ous were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Chicks to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Braai, and then God saw that it was not just good.
It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
IT WAS South Africa!!!!
Salagatle!
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