My fellow bloggers

have become the laziest sods on www. I mean really, a blog every 3 - 4 weeks, months in some cases is just not good enough. Apart from the fact that we keep going back to their blogs, only to find fuckall has changed - again - it's a damn shame and a waste of time.
So, I'm looking for a weekly award to give them.
I used to do something similar some time ago - I think it had something to do with dirty toilet seats.
Any ideas?

Salagatle!