From boetie in die baai......

What the drinks our dates choose really mean...
Women

Drink : Beer
Personality : Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks or spirits - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.

Drink : Wine - (good bottled not 4 liter cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and literature into the conversation.

Drink : Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is, and you’re in.

Drink : Shots
Personality : Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait...

Then there is the MALE drink analysis:

The deal with guys is as always, very simple and clear cut:

Cheap Domestic Beer :
He’s poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer :
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer :
He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Wine :
He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Whiskey :
He doesn’t give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Tequila :
Piss off, all you wankers, I’m gonna go shag something with a pulse.

Barcardi Breezer-Hooch :
He’s gay.

Salagatle!