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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

War of words

So, on my buddies post - Fishman - there is an ongoing discussion around the merits of having ice with your Cappies, (Captain Morgan Rum and coke) or not. One of his readers, another Buddie of mine - Divemasterdad - says he doesn't need ice.Cappies - not for pussies.....


Now, being a life long Cappies drinker I know the right way and wrong way to drink the stuff.
a) Ice is a must - if there is any way of having it with ice, it must e so. Only under extreeme conditions (like in a war zone - SWA refers) or on a rudderless boat in the middle of the ocean, will this component - ice - not be deemed as an important ingredient.
b) Coke - not Pepsi, not TAB not Coke Light / Max / or any other foreign coke rip off wannabee mixer - Coca Cola - the real thing. However, in the event of finding yourself in the extreeme conditions as described in a) above, it is even allowed to drink the stuff with Rasberry, Creme Soda, or with a beer as a mixer! (Yup, Iv'e seen them all)
c) On opening, the bottle cap / top must be crushed and disposed off. There is no way you can reseal the bottle for keepiing over to the next day. it's like a very good wine - it won't be the same tommorrow. And anyway, there's a lot more where that came from, so a new bottle for tommorrow is easily arranged.
d) Finally, it is advised that Cappies drinkers, once having passed the halfway mark down the bottle refrain from any form of dangerous sports. Motorbiking, surfing, hang gliding, and even fishing (hey, those hooks are dangerous) are a no-no. In any event, all of the above will take away drinking time, and that's no damn good a=to anyone, especially the unsealed bottle of Cappies.
So, join the Captain Morgan club (somewhere on line) and learn the rules. And if in any way possible, make sure there's ice.


On a rudderless boat.........
In a war zone.....................
Well now - the Captain is back!!!!!!
WITH COCA COLA - NO OTHER GENETICALLY MODIFIED SUBSTITUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Salagatle!

2 comments:

Divemaster GranDad said...

I don't tell you how to drink your Coke....don't you tell me how to drink my Capns Organ :-)

If ice is available, it will be used. If, on a hot beach, there is no ice well, fuckit, it will be drunk without...

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

This, my friend, is true. Sadly, even if the day starts out with ice, there's a good chance that the Cappies will outlast the ice anyway.
Have fun!
Salagatle1