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Monday, January 05, 2009

Spam mail fun 2

So, almost immediately I get this, 3 times no less, and am I going to have fun with this one:-


INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPT, IRD.
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT.
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
GARKI, ABUJA, NIGERIA.
SWIFT CARD PAYMENT

Attention: WRECKLESS EUROAFRICAN

This is to acknowledge the receipt of the order from the senate house, in respect with the provision act of decree 114 of the 1999 constitution; I am directed to inform you that your payment verification and confirmations is correct. Therefore, we are happy to inform you that arrangements have been concluded to effect your payment as soon as possible and in our bid to transparency. Be informed that your ATM CARD is 100% secured, guaranteed and its protected from any breach of law.

It is my pleasure to inform you that ATM Card Number; 5951 3901 2365 2671 have been approved in your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 822. The ATM Card Value is $1,800.000.00 USD (ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of $5,000.00 USD is permitted on withdrawal per Day and we are duly Inter Switch and you can make withdrawal in any location and ATM Center of your choice.

We have concluded delivery arrangement with FEDEX COURIER SERVICES, to be fully insured by Nicon Insurance Corporation. In view of this development, you are to have your ATM CARD delivered to you through First Flight Courier and remember that the only commitment you have in this transaction is to have the courier fee paid and that would only cost you $200.00 USD in order for your ATM CARD to be immediately delivered to you.

PARCEL WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE BELOW ADDRESS,PLEASE INFORM THIS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY IF THE DELIVERY ADDRESS IS NOT CORRECT,OR IF YOU WISH TO CHANGE THE ADDRESS OF DELIVERY FOR IMMEDIATE CORRECTION BEFORE DISPATCH.

Delivery Receiver: WRECKLESS EUROAFRICAN
Delivery Destination: SUITE 37 HILTON HOTEL, HARARE ZIMBABWE
Country: ZIMBABWE
Telephone: +27 555 6778
Email: ma8xz@yahoo.com

All verifications has been made and you are the sole beneficiary of the funds.

FEDEX COURIER COMPANY(48 Hours Delivery Service)
Mailing $80.00
Insurance $60.00
Vat (5%)$60.00
TOTAL $200.00

Please go ahead and make the payment of $200.00 through any Western Union Money Transfer/Moneygram office close to you with the information of the FEDEX payment officer's details in order to confirm payment and have your ATM CARD shipped to you and provide you with the Tracking Number to enable you ascertain the status of your package.

FEDEX Courier Payment Information.
Receiver's Name: SOLOMON CLEMENT
Address: 147 OLUWA ROAD, GARKI, ABUJA, NIGERIA
AMOUNT TO SEND: USD $200
Please provide us with the following after sending the funds.
Senders Name : ??????????
Senders Address : ??????????
Senders Tel Number : ??????????
M.T.C.N ( 10 Digit )/Reference Number: ??????????
Send the M..T.C.N # (10 Digit )/Reference Number to me via email once you have made the payment. Be informed that delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours after our confirmation of this payment for delivery, as you already know that the delivery fee receipt will be attached to your parcel to avoid being delayed by customs.

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR ATM CARD WILL GET TO YOUR LOCATION AFTER THE PAYMENT HAS BEEN MADE AND CONFIRMED BY FEDEX COURIER COMPANY AND YO SHALL BE SENT A TRACKING NUMBER, ROUTINE WAY BILL AND THE DATE OF DELIVERY WILL BE SENT ACROOS TO YOU TO ENABLE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR LEAVING PARCEL WHICH SHALL ONLY TAKE 48HRS UPON THE NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT RECEIPT. .

Treat very urgently as your ATM Card is ready for delivery.
Congratulations once again.

Regards.
Barrister. Jimmy Harrisson.
ATM AWARD OFFICER
Direct Telephone Number: :+2348050724454


Any surprise that its a Nigerian Address?? More to follow.
Salagatle!

2 comments:

Divemaster GranDad said...

Did you try call the Nigerian phone number yet? LOL...

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

No I didn't, Good idea, will try to place a call and see if I can really wind him up!
Salagatle!