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Friday, November 21, 2008

Cause it's Friday!

So this old, farming couple decide it's time to retire. And in the same week they celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. The kids decide as a double present they sending them to New Yory for their gift!

They get there and catch a cab into the city. The old lady, having spent her whole life out on the farm, speaks no English!

Cabby: "So, where are you folks from?"
Farmer: "South Africa."
Old lady (in Afrikaans): "What did he say?"
Farmer: "He asked where we were from.'
Cabby: "I've been to South Africa. Had the worst sex of my life there."
Old lady (in Afrikaans): "What did he say?"
Farmer: "He says he knows you.......!"

Salagatle!

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