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Monday, August 18, 2008

AFTER MAKIN DA LUV

The Italian says, "When I've a finsheda makina da love with my girlfriend
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches
above da bed in ecstasy".

The French man replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze
love with ze girlfriend
Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lickzer soles of her feet wiz
mah tongue and she floats
12 inches above zebed in pure ecstasy"

The South-African says, "Broe, that's nothing. When I've finished pomping my
stukkie,
I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my tollie on the
curtains.
She hits the f#kken roof, eksĂȘ!!!"

Salagatle!

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