3 guys - Irish, African, Boer get 3 wishes.
Irishman asks for forever fertile Ireland - and gets it.
African asks for all whites to be moved outside of Africa, and th continent to be surrounded by a massive wall, keeping them out. He gets it.
Boer asks "Tell me about this wall?" genie says, "500ft thick, 500 ft high. Nothing van get in, or out. Boer says - fill it with water!
Went to the doctor for annual checkup. He says the cause for my being overweight is:-
a) Alcohol,
b) Doing no exercises,
c) Eating too much!
I'm actually relieved, I was worried it was my own fault!
Sheila says to Bruce: I'm getting married.
Bruce: Pity man, I was hoping to get it together with you before you do.....
Sheila: I'm said I'm getting married - not leaving town!
Why do Bafana Bafana have a good chance of winning the 2010 World Cup?
They are getting a lot of training in with regards to beating foreigners on home soil......
And finally, my personal offering here:-
A few days ago they were discussing migraines and severe headaches on the radio. The host / presenter wanted to ask if migraines were in the genes, so could be carried over to offspring. However, she got muddled and asked can you inherit migraines?
I had this image in my mind:-
Picture a lawyers office. Sobbing relatives of the deceased standing / sitting around.
"To my wife (reading the will) I leave the poodle!
To my secretary the house, bonds, and bank accounts.
To my nephew who will never amount to anything, I bequeath my migraines!!!"
Salagatle!
1 comment:
..all very cute..I like the one about the chap who had to roll his own.!
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