In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On Clicks Children Cough Medicine-- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On a Woolworths Bread Pudding-- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On a Clicks hair dryer - Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Simba Chips -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dove soap - "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....)
On some Checkers frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (please note that it's just a suggestion.)
On the packaging of a Rowenta iron - "Don't iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (..I'm taking this because???....)
On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin : "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts - [1] Open packet; [2] Eat nuts. (Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom ) "Do not turn upside down." (well... duh, a bit late, huh!)
Salagatle!
1 comment:
Hahahahaha!!!! Stuff like that cracks me up!
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