I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot (Hills) in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned due to the dog food contamination recently.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
Salagatle!
3 comments:
That is so funny!
I thought so too, and it's the kind of thing I would say... not known to keep my gob shut at the best of times...
Salagatle!
It's the type of thing my middle brother would say. He's quite funny and very quick on his feet.
I told the story at supper last night and we all laughed. My daughter said of course someone would have to give an answer like that when asked such a stupid question.
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