Friday - 6 April 2007. We're at a friends place celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary with them. I decide, just because of the occasion, to let my hair down a little, and partake of some of those wonderful alcoholic beverages I have been giving a wide berth to for so long.
A Millers beer to start with. A couple of double Jack Daniels, no ice, no water, another Millers.....
One of the other guests present was the 20 year grooms brother in law - a real prize prick.
He's forever taking the piss out of my mate, and does so rudely, not in a funny manner. My bud's immune to him, but I was getting really revved, so much so that the Princess, and my bud noticed, and he kept saying to me - "I can see the gear moving a notch at a time. Let it be...".
Anyway, he left before I could get up and upset the whole party, lucky for him (and me I suppose).
I heard afterwards that he had passed a derogatory remark to one of my bud's daughters, and this really pissed me off. Had I heard him, I would have demanded, in a fairly loud voice that he apologise, and in failing to do so, I would have been quite in my rights to rip his head off, shit on his lungs and have him extricated for bad breath....
Ah, well, next time..... Now I remember why I stopped drinking....
Salagatle!
5 comments:
You should rather blame the idiots inability to handle his own drink!
Added you to my blog!
Too much alcohol has the ability to attract fuckwits, or at least make them visible...next time, don't wait, just deck the twat...
I have emailed you what you drank at my farewell...in light of the post, thank you so much for the restraint!
Your poor mate, he always has to exercise restraint around this drol, or else his wife will in all likelyhood get a long lip.
Good on you for not spoiling the party. You're a Cool Cat!
But hey..some ou's just need a bloody hard beating!
Welcome BorntoFish - thanx for the comment, and addition to your blogg... will be visiting you soon.
Steve, you are right, but I think I may have spoilt the party....
Solomonster - thanx for the photo :-) I had forgotten about that!!!
Aunty Rotter - Welcome - will visit you soon too - thanx for the vote of confidence too....
Salagatle!
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