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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Happy Birthday my boy

My "baby" turns 13 today. Now he's a teenager, and we have no more "children" in the home. It's almost a sad day, because once they got to 13 they tend to grow up very quickly.
So, to the little man who makes such a difference in my life, who takes on the challenges life is throwing his way with much courage and bravery I say:- Happy Birthday my boy!

"I am very proud of you, and honored to be your dad."

So, at midnight you turn 13
And something removes your brain
Leaves behind this animation
Who tries to be my son!

Suddenly dad's a moron
who doesn't know a thing
and mom's just worrying about
the other girls in your life!

You start getting hair on your body
in places you don't even dare scratch
And all these stupid toys
get banished to the shed!

The other girls are stunning
but the zits on my face don't help
This bloody hair coming out
everywhere ITCHES like MAD!

The music need to be louder
The bedroom door stays closed
it's just those damned hormones
And mother's just being mum!

It's almost an era ended
and another 'bout to begin
But your dads not really mental
And your brother - well he's just dumb!

3 comments:

Divemaster GranDad said...

Happy Birthday Junior...all the best from us both.

Seaman R/Bay said...

Hi

Glad to hear the kids are getting bigger & older as this means you are getting older and bigger

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

Ha Ha Ha se gat!!!