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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

BMW 3 series safety rating

Please note - sensitive readers to not g
Anyone of my readers (either of you) know what the safety rating is for the BMW M3.
As the pics below show, it is prone to self destruct, but I concede that I don't know what the speed was at time of impact. But then, if it goes so fast, it should be safety rated for that speed, you think?
o any further.






Salagatle!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Helping your fellow man

A few days ago I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when there, in front of me was one of those people we so often now in the cities. You know the type, torn clothing, two plastic bags, probably containing personal items.
My heart went out to this person. Some people walked by and just stared. Others, who had women and or children with then walked by as if they hadn't noticed anything.
Then I remembered my Christian upbringing, and I remembered that I must reach out, I should care, and share with those who need it most.
I felt the need to reach out to this person. it's true that most people cant see past the torn clothing, but I felt I could see their beauty underneath.....

So, as I walked on, a voice inside of me kept saying "Reach out, reach out...." And so I did....











The doctor says I will be able to walk again - some day.
It will require a lot of practice and patience, but until then, just send me a card every now and then......

Salagatle!

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at R7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there..

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with
chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!

Salagatle!