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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Cops in SA?
Cop pulls over a taxi.
Cop says: "License please."
Taxi driver says: "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."
Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License please!"
Taxi driver: "Heish .... if you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the kak out of the taxi driver and says:
"you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Salagatle!
Cop says: "License please."
Taxi driver says: "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."
Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License please!"
Taxi driver: "Heish .... if you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the kak out of the taxi driver and says:
"you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Salagatle!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The body
Funny thing, this body of ours. How it tends to try and break itself on an ongoing basis. You would think it would be in self protection mode.
Anyway, last week and Wed. I had a terrible pain in the ringer - yup, in the nought, ring, bum hole....., and as the doctor explained it to the specialist on the phone when I saw him on Thur moring, it's a shiner, so shiny you can comb your hair in it! Imagine, you walk inot the quacks rooms and say, Hey Doc., I got a kak job for you! Drop the rods, bend over and moon him!!
Off to the specialist, where I repeat the mooning excersise, books me into theater, and 5 hours later I'm off home with serious ring sting, / bleeding bum!!
Not, not a major, "bleeding piles hanging like grapes, ream his arse out" operation, just one "very cross" vein, that had popped, and was being constricted by the sphincter and so caused a) the incredible pain, and b" the swelling and subsequent "shine" apprearance.
Now, while you are wiping the tears of laughter out of your eyes, let me tell you this, it's fing painful! Had something similar some years ago, but small enough for the doc to cut and drain in his rooms. That was ok. This one however, was the mother of the first one.
The upside is I'm booked off till next Friday, and I now know why. Geez man, this 20mm cut hurts like mad, and I'm popping serious tabe, 2 at a time, 3 times a day. To top it off, the family got some or other stomach bug, which causes serious cramps, and the squirts. Not much fun when you nursing serious cut in the nether region!!
Anyway, I'm sure I'll survive, and when you lot are done rolling on the floor with laughter, you can post your comments here for my amusement!!
Have a great day!
Salagatle!
Anyway, last week and Wed. I had a terrible pain in the ringer - yup, in the nought, ring, bum hole....., and as the doctor explained it to the specialist on the phone when I saw him on Thur moring, it's a shiner, so shiny you can comb your hair in it! Imagine, you walk inot the quacks rooms and say, Hey Doc., I got a kak job for you! Drop the rods, bend over and moon him!!
Off to the specialist, where I repeat the mooning excersise, books me into theater, and 5 hours later I'm off home with serious ring sting, / bleeding bum!!
Not, not a major, "bleeding piles hanging like grapes, ream his arse out" operation, just one "very cross" vein, that had popped, and was being constricted by the sphincter and so caused a) the incredible pain, and b" the swelling and subsequent "shine" apprearance.
Now, while you are wiping the tears of laughter out of your eyes, let me tell you this, it's fing painful! Had something similar some years ago, but small enough for the doc to cut and drain in his rooms. That was ok. This one however, was the mother of the first one.
The upside is I'm booked off till next Friday, and I now know why. Geez man, this 20mm cut hurts like mad, and I'm popping serious tabe, 2 at a time, 3 times a day. To top it off, the family got some or other stomach bug, which causes serious cramps, and the squirts. Not much fun when you nursing serious cut in the nether region!!
Anyway, I'm sure I'll survive, and when you lot are done rolling on the floor with laughter, you can post your comments here for my amusement!!
Have a great day!
Salagatle!
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