Disclaimer

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Salagatle!


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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Due to the current environment

Blogging on this post will be on hold for a while.Keep visiting though, as soon as I get going again I will be as vocal as before.
Salagatle!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

From a fellow sufferer......

A friend sent me this - he got this email, and copied me on his response:-

"INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)"
2009/02/17 11:11 AM
Please respond to
wolly.paul111@post.ro
To undisclosed-recipients:;
cc
Subject
RE: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) OUSTANDING REMITTANCE

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
Investigation Bureau,
700 19th Street, N.W,
Washington, D.C. 20431 USA


RE: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) OUSTANDING REMITTANCE

We the International Monetary Fund (IMF) nvestigation bureau Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently having transaction going on with Bank of Africa (CBN) as regards to Your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

Having said all this, we will further advise that you to go ahead in dealing with their Apex Bank (HSBC BANK GERMANY) office accordingly, as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady named Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented all necessary documentations and evidence about your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$45,000,000.00 (Fourthy Five Million United States Dollars.), HSBC BANK GERMANY did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us (IMF) investigation Department so as to assist them in making the investigations.

You are to confirm if you actually sent her. Should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the HSBC BANK GERMANY, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and contact your FINANCIAL ADVISOR to HSBC BANK GERMANY (HSBC) only with the below information accordingly:

NAME: Mr. Wolly Paul
FINANCIAL ADVISOR HSBC BANK GERMANY.
Königsallee 21-23. DE-40212 DÜSSELDORF
EMAIL: wolly.paul111@post.ro

Do contact me as soon as you contact the bank so as to follow up with your
payment case and also to investigate related matters.

Best Regards,
Mr. Robert S. Miller.
International Monetary Fund (IMF)

And his response:-

Get FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't even spell properly................

Salagatle!

War of words

So, on my buddies post - Fishman - there is an ongoing discussion around the merits of having ice with your Cappies, (Captain Morgan Rum and coke) or not. One of his readers, another Buddie of mine - Divemasterdad - says he doesn't need ice.Cappies - not for pussies.....


Now, being a life long Cappies drinker I know the right way and wrong way to drink the stuff.
a) Ice is a must - if there is any way of having it with ice, it must e so. Only under extreeme conditions (like in a war zone - SWA refers) or on a rudderless boat in the middle of the ocean, will this component - ice - not be deemed as an important ingredient.
b) Coke - not Pepsi, not TAB not Coke Light / Max / or any other foreign coke rip off wannabee mixer - Coca Cola - the real thing. However, in the event of finding yourself in the extreeme conditions as described in a) above, it is even allowed to drink the stuff with Rasberry, Creme Soda, or with a beer as a mixer! (Yup, Iv'e seen them all)
c) On opening, the bottle cap / top must be crushed and disposed off. There is no way you can reseal the bottle for keepiing over to the next day. it's like a very good wine - it won't be the same tommorrow. And anyway, there's a lot more where that came from, so a new bottle for tommorrow is easily arranged.
d) Finally, it is advised that Cappies drinkers, once having passed the halfway mark down the bottle refrain from any form of dangerous sports. Motorbiking, surfing, hang gliding, and even fishing (hey, those hooks are dangerous) are a no-no. In any event, all of the above will take away drinking time, and that's no damn good a=to anyone, especially the unsealed bottle of Cappies.
So, join the Captain Morgan club (somewhere on line) and learn the rules. And if in any way possible, make sure there's ice.


On a rudderless boat.........
In a war zone.....................
Well now - the Captain is back!!!!!!
WITH COCA COLA - NO OTHER GENETICALLY MODIFIED SUBSTITUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Salagatle!

Monday, February 16, 2009

The weekend in the Kruger

This past weekend we spent at the Kruger National Park. My employer has been arranging annual game of cricket against the National Parks board, and Skukuza Staff for the past 19 years, (this being the 19th one), and we decided to go along. LuckyL came with as well as a friend of his. GMan stayed home as he wanted to attend the High School Valentines ball.

Anyway, we had a great weekend - here are some pics. more to follow.Warthog - didn't see many this time....

Zebra on the march.....
Two seriously old, relaxed, Lazy lions..... soooooo chilled.....
Seriously cute ellies - young herd, with a baby in tow which couldn't have been more than a few days old....

Salagatle!