Cause it's Friday (again 2?)

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, "I'd like to buy a horth" he
says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... Can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the
horses ears.
"Nithe eerth.' He says,
"Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for a couple of
seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.


The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I
see her wun awound?"

Salagatle!

Portuguese Fiesta

On Sunday, after driving back home from Koffiefontein, unpacking the Kombi and trailer, and having a shower, we went off to the Portuguese Fiesta at the local Catholic church. It's an annual event, and we try to get there every year.
I just lifted my cell/camera and clicked to the left....












and to the right.......














A massive amount of money is raised for the church / charity. Every Portuguese and Lebanese citizen of the town is there / involved, as well as hundreds of other visitors. Copious amount of alcohol are consumed, there is nearly always a fight (outside the gates) between seriously drunk darkies and coloureds, and if a Leb is involved, there is always a gun! Great fun!!!! No, really!

Anyway, at about 8pm I was really tired and decided i needed to get home to bed. Before I left, I did a walk around to the food stalls, just to see how the day had gone for them.
Julian, the owner of a couple (3 or 4) Spur Steak houses in the area always does the chicken stand. he confirmed he was sold out - he had braaied (barbecued) 900 chickens!!!!
Mannie - the butcher, who always does the Rump steak esptada (LIU) confirmed he was all out - 350kg of seroius South African Beef Rump!!!!
Mannies wife - Angelina, was at the prego roll stand. They had started out that morning with over 100 dozen rolls (and the minute steaks to match) and were down to their last few dozen.
And the lady at the portuguese bread stand had packed up and deserted her post after selling out a couple of hundred loaves of bread by 6pm!!!

Overall, a fantastic effort, and successful day (again). Well done guys!

Salagatle!

Koffiefontein - was a blast

The trailer must have looked to anyone else like that of a band of gypsies on the move... Motorbike, 2 x bicycles, fishing gear, a 25lt. petrol tank... odds and ends.....

















Nearly in Koffiefontein - A salt pan next to the road. The land out there is very, very dry, and they better get rain soon or there could be a
bit of a disaster.....












The farm - dry.....














The boys took two friends with - what a ball they had. Here they are stuffing around on the water in a small rowing boat.....













Boiling water on the open fire at about 6.30 am down by the riverside....













The boys had to clear a large section of the water directly in from of the fishing spot of water grass. It's a bloody pest, and I don't think can be eradicated... They filled the boat with the stuff! and then we dumped it.









One of twins - very thin cause it's mother has rejected it, and is only allowing the other twin to feed on her. I actually saw her headbutt this one when it came too close. No fear though, the farmer will bottle feed him.....










The total catch for Thurs. pm, all day Friday, all day Saturday, ...... 2 fish, one normal carp, on large scaled / King carp. Not a bad size.......

















Sunset on the farm - beats anything you will see in the city. The colours are out of this world!













Salagatle!

Chaos in Mooi street

The pavement outside this Tyre/ Shocks / Brakepads, Clutch / Towbar replacement / fitment center is usually impassible. Seems like the owner was awarded the tender to maintain the police vehicles because there are always at least 5 - 10 police cars / bakkies parked inside / outside. The worst part is they park wherever they want to!
The bakkie at the back of this queue is parked on the cornes, contraqvening probably 2 or three municipal bylaws (no parking on a yellow line, within 10 meters of an intersection.....)











In front of the blue/green car on the pavement is another police vehicle, or two, as well as further down the pavement. More bylaws being overlooked here.
However, I don't think anyone can do anything about it. the Metro Police, and SAPS are a law unto themselves....







Salagatle!

Sunsets and sunrises

Sunset from my deck...














Sunrise on the way to work














Another sunset from my deck















Salagatle!