More pics from the cellphone....

This old fart was in a right turn only lane, in his 1970'2 Chev 4.1, and decided he wanted to straight, so tried to out accelerate me. He lost, nearly took out the "No U-Turn" sign on the island, screamed past me and gave me the middle finger salute. I was laughing so much I couldn't get pissed off with him.
FMS973GP








Now this is a seriously tit car!
Brand new Mercedes C350!













This doos should be drawn and quartered. It's obvious his need for recognition with regards the kind of car he drives (Hey, someone tell him it's a gay car) is more important than his daughters safety. As you can see she's sitting on her brothers lap in the front seat. One hard breaking incidence, and she's through the windscreen. And her brother will have to live with it on his concience!! What a fing mamparra!






This is a 2008 Aprilia RS125. Been in an accident, only headlights and cosmetic damage to the fsairings and flickers and stuff. However, the insurance company wrote it off! This is beacisue spares will take in excess of 6 months to procure, and they can't keep their client waiting! So, it's sold now for the princley sium of ZAR25000!!! A bike that a few months ago cost ZAR48000!!!
If I was there just a few days earlier!





However, this 2004 Aprilia RS125 is still available. Scrapped for the same reasons as the 2008 model, but with a whole lot less damage! And my name is down for first option to buy, as soon as the insurance company releases it. And, they have all the spare parts (fairing, flickers) available in the back of this Bike scrap yard! So, LuckyL may just get an Aprilia after all.












Salagatle!

Can u believe this shit!

Salagatle!

Interesting read....

http://autotraderscam.blogspot.com/

Interesting thing about crabs.....

Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love.
For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Declan.
"Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you, are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of crustacean...and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways."
Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness and to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place.
Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in.
The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne.
Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor ...
And all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another!
Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the eye.


There was a deadly hush..................................


Finally, the crab spoke.......


"Fcuk, I'm pissed."

Salagatle!

Final thought for the day

I hear that Paris Hilton has indicated she might one day run for the USA presidency, and could even paint the white house pink if she wins.

Now my personal immediate reaction was:-
She's a sometimes drugged, usually drunk, quasi alcoholic, bisexual nymphomaniac with about as much class as Mother Winnie , what is she thinking?



















And then it struck me, She would be perfect for the White House!!!

Salagatle!

Spotted and confusing

I took this pic. in the mens loo at a clients premises (a major bank).


What worries me is this:-
It's in the mens loo. Could I be pregnant? And if I was, would I be working here? or selling my story to the highest bidder? Or, am I missing the point, and is it maybe aimed at the more liberated few amongst us, those who push back the putty? Are they capable of conceiving?
Just asking.










Salagatle!

Various motorcar pics

Seen on the road coming back from Richards Bay. They caught up with us at a filling station, and I had to get a photo!

















Awesome for a road trip. Two young guys were traveling in it, with their "sleeping quarters" in the back.











There was a guitar lying on the back, and posters from many concerts, including Oppie Koppie 2007....











I really, really like this car. Rover 75, 1.8T











A "truck" which was being fitted with some gruesome sound system. It has pucker truck xzorsts! 6 x spotlights on the Roll bar, about 8 c 20lt jerry cans on the back, and much else, quite an awesome truck. Way too heavy on petrol for my pocket.









These two over wight, ignoramuses (Metro Police) were not wearing safety belts.
Reg.:-RLW553GP











This doos overtook on the wrong side, never once in 3 km used his indicators, even though he was continuously changing lanes, swerving in front of the cars he was passing at dangerously close quarters. And with all that, I still caught upto him at the next traffic light, every time! He was also chatting on his cellphone at one point... No hands free.
Reg.:-WYK746GP






The whole back, and most of the sides of this vehicle was an advertising poster for some religious group. What I want to know is, is it legal to block of your rear view like that?















Salagatle!

The house across the valley

I have been posting progress photos of the house being extended across the valley from me.
Man, it's a monster now, from a modest little suburban home to this gigantic palatial home.
it's a good thing, as it uplifts that avearage value of homes in the area.















Salagatle!

South Africa v Argentina

I attended the rugby match on Saturday at Ellis park (Coca Cola Park) as a guest of Xerox. What a game!

The first 31 minutes was dominated by the visitors, but once our guys opened the gates there was a flood of scoring.
63 - 9. Nine converted tries v 3 penalties. You had to be there!
We sat in the public stands for the first half, and moved down into the Southern Suns suite at half time, and stayed there for the rest of the match.

The scene outside the stadium, food and drinks (beer and soft) and memorabilia being sold.











The scene outside the stadium, before the match, in the beer garden.












The pre-match on field entertainment, pulled a massive poster of 46664 "It's in your hands" onto the field.











Extensions to the stadium being done for the upcoming 2010 World Cup (soccer).












After the match, spectators allowed onto the field. Kids and grown ups alike kicking around rugby balls, trying to emulate their Springbok heroes!












Salagatle!