A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there,' indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.'
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
'For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account... But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.'
Salagatle!
LIU - Look It Up!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Just cause it's Friday (again?)
I don't know the source of this, or even if it's true, but it's interesting reading. So, keep an open mind, and enjoy.
INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill.
But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD Good then ? Hmm ?
( Student is silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
And GOD did make Everything. Correct ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
( Student does not answer )
Professor : Is there Sickness ? Immorality ? Hatred ? Ugliness ?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
(Student has no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD ?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD ?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD ?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter ?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son ?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold ?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor ? Is there such a thing as Darkness ?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness ?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light Constantly, you have Nothing and it's called Darkness,
isn't it ?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you ?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how ?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey ?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir ?
( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir ?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher ?
( The Class is in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain ?
( The Class breaks out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it ? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir ?
( The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable )
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . .
the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.
It turned out later that the student is Albert Einsten
Salagatle!
INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill.
But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD Good then ? Hmm ?
( Student is silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
And GOD did make Everything. Correct ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
( Student does not answer )
Professor : Is there Sickness ? Immorality ? Hatred ? Ugliness ?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
(Student has no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD ?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD ?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD ?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter ?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son ?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold ?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor ? Is there such a thing as Darkness ?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness ?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light Constantly, you have Nothing and it's called Darkness,
isn't it ?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you ?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how ?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey ?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir ?
( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir ?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher ?
( The Class is in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain ?
( The Class breaks out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it ? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir ?
( The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable )
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . .
the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.
It turned out later that the student is Albert Einsten
Salagatle!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
More poker hands - cause I can
Four of a kind - K's
Straight flush - Hearts 2 - 6
Straight Flush - Spades 5-9
Straight Flush - Hearts 2-6 (look at the comments box bottom left - was asking for the 5!)
Bad Beat 1 - Straight flush - Spades 7-J, beats Flush K high! (As would have given the loser the ROYAL FLUSH)
Four of a kind - 4's
Four of a kind - 8's
Four of a kind - 9's
Bad Beat 2:- Pocket J's, with 2 x 4's and a J on the table - great full house! - Donkey at the top draws the 4th four! and wins it!
I previously posted a similar picture of four Jacks, in a similar dealt position. I said then, that it's probably so rare, I will never see this again. And now I have.888 on the flop, and 8 on the turn - damn but this is a strange game!
Salagatle!
Contradictions
I occasionally look at this site,http://southafricanhell.blogspot.com/, as it's "owner" comments on mine.
The latest post,Thursday, June 19, 2008
"Mr. Dempster is an Australian businessman living in Ireland". This is rich, coming from an Australian (read about the Abo's being slaughtered by the Auzzies), and now living in Ireland - anyone remember the most intelligent terrorist activities which went down there over the past few hundred years?
What is happening in Africa is a tragedy, he's right, but to be surprised that business men in Sandton are discussing the economy and sports like nothing wrong - well guess what, for them - nothing is wrong. Your negativity sir, is just that - yours. We believe we can make a difference - we believe we will not become the next Zimbabwe, and we believe in ourselves. Unlike you, with your narrow perspective on things African, we believe that there is more good than bad coming through the ranks. Yes, we have the Mugabe's, and even the Zuma's, we even have the cretin ANCYL. But, we also have an intelligent growing population, one who demands respect, services, and honesty. We have a population who in future will vote with their heads as opposed of their hearts. Surely even you can understand that the "new found" freedom these people are enjoying will, for the first while, be an uncontrollable feast, and that eventually it will become the norn, and they will, like we as whites do, expect only the best. Wait and see - and learn. Go do some good for the few Abo's left in Oz, don't come and criticize us. We are African, and do things the African way.
Salagatle!
Now I know it's probably contradictory to many statements I make, and the fact that I probably am more racist than most. My motivation, however, was based on the fact that it's an Auzzie, living in Ireland who made the statements - and I think he's full of shit - and out of place.
Salagatle!
The latest post,Thursday, June 19, 2008
Thank You, Mr. Mugabe
demanded a comment from me. This is what I posted:-"Mr. Dempster is an Australian businessman living in Ireland". This is rich, coming from an Australian (read about the Abo's being slaughtered by the Auzzies), and now living in Ireland - anyone remember the most intelligent terrorist activities which went down there over the past few hundred years?
What is happening in Africa is a tragedy, he's right, but to be surprised that business men in Sandton are discussing the economy and sports like nothing wrong - well guess what, for them - nothing is wrong. Your negativity sir, is just that - yours. We believe we can make a difference - we believe we will not become the next Zimbabwe, and we believe in ourselves. Unlike you, with your narrow perspective on things African, we believe that there is more good than bad coming through the ranks. Yes, we have the Mugabe's, and even the Zuma's, we even have the cretin ANCYL. But, we also have an intelligent growing population, one who demands respect, services, and honesty. We have a population who in future will vote with their heads as opposed of their hearts. Surely even you can understand that the "new found" freedom these people are enjoying will, for the first while, be an uncontrollable feast, and that eventually it will become the norn, and they will, like we as whites do, expect only the best. Wait and see - and learn. Go do some good for the few Abo's left in Oz, don't come and criticize us. We are African, and do things the African way.
Salagatle!
Now I know it's probably contradictory to many statements I make, and the fact that I probably am more racist than most. My motivation, however, was based on the fact that it's an Auzzie, living in Ireland who made the statements - and I think he's full of shit - and out of place.
Salagatle!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
My promise to you
Having given my last post, http://soufafrican.blogspot.com/2008/06/more-on-african-craziness.html, much thought on the drive home, and having heard the statements made by this demented youth repeated over and over again on radio, I have to make the following statement:-
Should I, and especially anyone in my family be harmed in any way by this idiots statement, and the possible consequences of same statement, I will make it my personal mission to kill him!
I will find him, and even if I have to join the ANC and or it's youth league to get close to him, I will get to him, and KILL HIM!!
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/hartley/2008/06/17/why-is-zuma-silent-while-the-youth-league-calls-for-blood-and-mayhem/
Salagatle!
Should I, and especially anyone in my family be harmed in any way by this idiots statement, and the possible consequences of same statement, I will make it my personal mission to kill him!
I will find him, and even if I have to join the ANC and or it's youth league to get close to him, I will get to him, and KILL HIM!!
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/hartley/2008/06/17/why-is-zuma-silent-while-the-youth-league-calls-for-blood-and-mayhem/
Salagatle!
More on the African craziness
Monday 16th was Youth Day. It's held to remember the 1976 June 16 riots, when the Soweto youth (among others) went to "war" against the regime!
Youth rallies are held around the country. However, much of the history is forgotten, and it's all just an excuse for politicking, and drunkenness.
At one such rally, the leader of the ANC Youth League, (who just happens to be 30 something ??Youth??), in the presence of Jacob Zuma, he who wants to be President of the RSA (and who is the current president of the ANC party), stated that should the current charges against Zuma, for fraud and corruption, not be dropped, they will take up arms and kill! and are prepared to die for the cause!!! What the FUCK!?!?
Zuma didn't say anything, thereby giving the impression he's in total agreement. However, I must add that most of the other parties, and news presenters, radio talk hosts condemned the statement. It does however show the level of mentality we are faced with. The youth here, as in Zimbabwe, are not interested in working, education, human rights, rule of law.... etc.
What they don't realise / remember is that there are more than a quarter of a million trained ex- SADF soldiers out there, white guys like me, more or less my age, who could easily take up arms, and cause more shit on the ground than not even the most intelligent kaffir could imagine. When (not if) we get to the end of our tether, there is the chance that the white man in this country will rise to arms. It's not going to be a walk in the park, but sure as hell, it's going to be an eye opener to the rest of Africa, and the world. If the powers that be do not step in and start to do something about the madness, then we could!
Salagatle!
Youth rallies are held around the country. However, much of the history is forgotten, and it's all just an excuse for politicking, and drunkenness.
At one such rally, the leader of the ANC Youth League, (who just happens to be 30 something ??Youth??), in the presence of Jacob Zuma, he who wants to be President of the RSA (and who is the current president of the ANC party), stated that should the current charges against Zuma, for fraud and corruption, not be dropped, they will take up arms and kill! and are prepared to die for the cause!!! What the FUCK!?!?
Zuma didn't say anything, thereby giving the impression he's in total agreement. However, I must add that most of the other parties, and news presenters, radio talk hosts condemned the statement. It does however show the level of mentality we are faced with. The youth here, as in Zimbabwe, are not interested in working, education, human rights, rule of law.... etc.
What they don't realise / remember is that there are more than a quarter of a million trained ex- SADF soldiers out there, white guys like me, more or less my age, who could easily take up arms, and cause more shit on the ground than not even the most intelligent kaffir could imagine. When (not if) we get to the end of our tether, there is the chance that the white man in this country will rise to arms. It's not going to be a walk in the park, but sure as hell, it's going to be an eye opener to the rest of Africa, and the world. If the powers that be do not step in and start to do something about the madness, then we could!
Salagatle!
Monday, June 16, 2008
May 15, Fathers day
My fathers day gift - to me:-
Ryobi Sander, and jigsaw!
Not in the picture:- 3 spare belts for the sander, 3 x 2 types of blades for the jigsaw, and 2 blades for my hacksaw.
Salagatle!
Ryobi Sander, and jigsaw!Not in the picture:- 3 spare belts for the sander, 3 x 2 types of blades for the jigsaw, and 2 blades for my hacksaw.
Salagatle!
A funny thing happened
this past week. On Thursday evening, driving home and listening to the topic of discussion for the day on 702 Talk Radio, I decided to send an sms. It read:-
"One of these days we will be discussing the genocide and mass murders that will have occurred (over the next few months) in Zimbabwe. Everyone will ask why nothing was done to prevent it."
Then:
Front page of the Sunday Times yesterday
Taking out the opposition.
Hacking off hands (and feet) and burning the victims alive.....
These youths are taught cruelty. They get used to murdering. They are doing it for the money.
The write up is frightening to say the least. Our President - Mbeki, will be remembered for what he did not do to stop what will probably be the worst case of genocide for many years to come.
I called it, and I think I nailed it on the button. Time will tell.
On the other hand, it's no wonder that we have such violent crime locally. Rumor has it most are committed by Zimbabweans. Two issues come to mind. They have been taught that it's ok, and they are raising funds for their demented leader back home.
Salagatle!
"One of these days we will be discussing the genocide and mass murders that will have occurred (over the next few months) in Zimbabwe. Everyone will ask why nothing was done to prevent it."
Then:
Front page of the Sunday Times yesterday
Taking out the opposition.
Hacking off hands (and feet) and burning the victims alive.....
These youths are taught cruelty. They get used to murdering. They are doing it for the money.
The write up is frightening to say the least. Our President - Mbeki, will be remembered for what he did not do to stop what will probably be the worst case of genocide for many years to come.
I called it, and I think I nailed it on the button. Time will tell.
On the other hand, it's no wonder that we have such violent crime locally. Rumor has it most are committed by Zimbabweans. Two issues come to mind. They have been taught that it's ok, and they are raising funds for their demented leader back home.
Salagatle!
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