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Salagatle!


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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Various updates

Gman, who is now in Malaysia on a hockey tour, and his team mates, played their first game Friday, 6pm (their time) against the National U16 Development team and drew 1-1! This is fantastic, and I could picture the boys, especially Gman's celebrations as soon as the final whistle blew! They went there with no illusions, knowing that they would be playing against some of the best players in their age group in the world. The Malaysian mens hockey team are in the top 3 in the world, so their junior teams must be good too. Also, they wold be in extreme weather conditions, but, it seems they made it, this time. Good for you and your team my boy! They played their second game at 9 am (their time) this morning. They won this one 3-1!!!! Now I know they are out of their minds with elation. This is so good for them considering we were thinking they couldn't do it!!!!!

Then, contrary to all expectations as set by a fellow blogger, Fishman, he of "Papvteter" fame, I have, and am still managing to "mess with the HTML of this specific blog layout. I used the same for a blog I set up for the boys tour, and had to manipulate it some so as to get a table into the left column with their games and results. No problem, done and dusted. So, if you want some guidence Fishman, give me a call.

Witness still has not had any luck with his ID Book. They now asked him if there is any way that he can find his Mother? (She's been dead some time now), his teacher!(duh, he's 72, how old would she be?). They did indicate, subtly, that a little bribe could be of assistance, and he promptly told them to go to that place where we all know all darkies go to eventually!

LuckyL has been doing very little of late. Being on school vacations, and not having his brother around has turned him into a vegetable! he's not even interested in going for dinner with us (spare wheel syndrome). In fact, last night he again opted to stay at home, and eat leftovers, and spent his time on MixIt / the internet. Oh, well, it's those teenage years.

One more week at work and then it's vacation time for me, for a week anyway. Once again we will be going to Sun City for a midweek break with the Queenies time share. Oh what joy! Sleep, eat, and gamble through the night! Heaven! Although I must admit that of late, I haven't been enjoying the "normal" poker game anymore, prefering the "Texas Hold'em" style. And the machines don't really hold any attraction either. So it will probably be blackjack for me.

At work, the more you try to change things, the more they stay the same. Even though I escalated some issues up to "them who shall not be crossed / challenged", and they took me seriously this time, it is still taking a further 2 - 3 weeks to get the stuff I need for my clients. Yesterday I mentioned to my management that I would like to understand the delay, and he took me straight to the guy who's doing the work for an explanation. Well, it's not good enough, you can give me the trail of events, but it does not tell me who's fucking up, slowing down, overloaded, not doing what they should be doing. We talk a 48 hour turnaround time - it's probably how long it takes most of them to turn around to wipe their arses! So whats the managers solution? "Please set up a meeting for Monday!" Like we need to meet again about the same shit!?!?!

Gman's bike is ready for collection. I took it in for a service, and to have the exhaust decarbonised. it's running better, but still not 100%. they also informed me that the oil seal on the crank is leaking, and so most of the smoke now is engine oil burning up.Iasked them to replace it. they say they can't get spares. It's a standard 28x38x7 oil seal dammit! So, I'll get one and take it to them and they can fit it.

Later all.
Salagatle!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Stuff

So, it's Friday, I could have left early but was asked by a fellow sufferer to go for a beer at about 2pm, and because I'm such a caring fellow, I'll wait for him.

An interesting thing happened here in sunny SA in the past week or two. We had 2 public holidays falling on the same day, Good Friday for those of us who follow the Christian calender. And some other day - Human Right Day (Now there's an oxymoron for you - human rights day in South Africa). Anyway, the unions came to the fore, and demanded that either their workers were paid double for the day (no working) or quadruple (working)!
Their theory is that if the days did not coincide, they would have had two days off. No reasoning with these guys, the government capitulated and then announced that Friday the 2nd Of may would be an extra public holiday to make up for this "lost" day?!?!

What the fuck?

So, Sunday the 27th April is a publicu holiday - Freedom Day (another oxymoron), but because it's on a Sunday, it "rolls over" to the Monday. Tues. 29th is work, Wed. 30th is work, Thursday 1st of May is a public holiday! - Workers Day (as initiated by the commies so many years ago), and now the Friday.
So, we will lose another week of production, to add to all the lost days due to power failures....
Already some companies are saying they will be closed for the T&W, as it's not worth starting up the production for 48 hr shift - it takes longer to start and stop and clean the machines than that, (think plastic extrusion, etc). Many people have said they will just take the 2 days as leave, and have a 10 day break (my brother is one of them, which means I get to work like a slave at home for those 10 days).

So all in all, apart from calling each other Kaffirs, as has become so very popular, and costing the country millions in lost production due to the well staged power problems, and now all these extended public holidays, it's not a bad place to be! You Got to love it Man!!



Anyone know how I can get hold of these 3? I have a job offer for them.
President of the ANC, and possibly future president of the RSA. (He's even got 2 shower heads!!!)
Minister of Safety (Man, with that green outfit he's sure to be a winner - if not we could use him to scare off the Indian minors! No, not little ragheads with names like More Ham Head, or I.B Dull - I mean the feathered type... birds!?!?!)
And finally, the lady could be Minister of Health, even if she fucks up, at least this one is worth looking at! (Up here, my eyes are up here!)

Salagatle!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

What the fuck?

You wont believe this but not 3 weeks after some other darkie got into shit for saying "Kaffir" (to another darkie mind you) and had to publicly apologizeu, another stupid, public servant, one who serves in our parliamunt! nogal, says, in parliamunt something about "That Kaffir!"!!! And he is one! I mean - whats with them?
After all of those years being demonised by the evil white regime, fighting against being called all types of things, among them "kaffirs", they have now started to refer to each other in this way! Alleluia! They have sen the light! What this means is that within 14 years of "in de pendence" they have come to realise that the whites were right, after all.!
You gotta love it!







Salagatle!

Sisters of Darkness!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
A sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
Second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
Past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
The door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
In a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
Possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
Passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
And tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
The door.... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
Through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
The door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself
Back in the parking lot facing another sign:




GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER


Salagatle!

Wednesday 26 March

And 10am saw us all, as parents of the touring hockey team, at the international departures side of the airport. Much hugging and warning of kids was going on. Checking, and cross checking that they all had everything they needed, ensuring they understood the need to behave when they got to the other side.... etc. etc. etc.

Anyway, they went off, and this morning I got an sms with their cellphone number contact, which means, if nothing else, they got there, safely!

To say that the boys were excited is an understatement. They were ecstatic! Imagine, being 16/17 years old, and off to Malaysia for 2 weeks with 17 other boys, a really fab. coach (and a teacher). Away from Mom and Dad, nagging siblings..... plying some hockey against what is arguably on of the top hockey playing countries in the world... and time to explore a new country (2 actually, Singapore and Malaysia), and discover new foods (I hear they eat dog), new people, (them that are dog eaters) and even new environments (it rains a lot and humidity is 90%+).

I am sure they will have a blast while they are there. And hopefully all will return safely, much wiser for it!

Salagatle!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Green fingers

A while ago I bought this plant (it was bigger),


I then broke it up into 3 plants. During this process I broke off a leaf. So I stuck it into the ground in the big pot on the deck.














And it's made a little plant!















Salagatle!

Pretoria

Had to spend a day in Pretoria last week. Strangely enough, I felt safe walking in the streets there, unlike my experience in Johannesburg. In fact, at some point I looked around and can swear I was the only white person within 100 meters, and I still felt - safe.




The square next to the state theater. The hawkers can be seen along the pavement in the background.







The city looks cleaner, but there are still street vendors / hawkers, which have mostly been done away with in JHB.


Nice statue - my mom has a pic of this with us as kids posing in front of it - must be all of 40 years old (the pic that is)















And the streets are very busy, people moving all over - unlike JHB where the streets are, well, quieter. More cars in JHB, but not so many people just walking / shopping / chatting....



Pic of the street.

















Salagatle!

Some pics of stuff

New toy - Garmin Nuvi 310.














New toy 2 - satellite dish - only the dish mind you - but the neighbors might be impressed!



















New, nice resaurant at the new casino.














New frog - just kidding - it's an old frog - new picture!















Base of the bar top....














Salagatle!