R Willians (VFG)(BGC)

I got this from someone... not sure who. But it's good reading!!!


The Plan!



















Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.


You gotta love Robin Williams..... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace, so, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH ..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "


BTW:-
(VFG) - Very Funny Guy
(BGC) - Bloody Good Comedian

Salagatle!

Sky

Blue, boiling, moving across,
Grey and bulbulous, growling,
White, streaked, stretched,
Mushrooming, climbing, dark,
Lined, edged, covering,
Extending, reaching, filling,
Blue, black, grey, white.
It's overcast today!


Salagatle!

Techno demon

Technology is upon us
Around us, and inside us
In our homes, our cars
and even in our pets

ID numbers, ID cards
Bar coded items, controls
Illuminati? Some say so
But do we really know?

The mark of the beast
is given as 666
Mandelas prison number
was 46664!

Is he the demon
In gracious disguise?
Is he to lead us
To our fiery demise?

I think not, however
As his time is passed
So another is coming
Another so loved?

Not in my lifetime
I think it's too soon
Maybe this century
Maybe by noon!

Salagatle!

060606

For the first time today, ever I think, I only got good service.
Form the guy at nashua Mobile, to the two ladies at Vodacare. The guy on the phone from the college of higher education, the lady at the clients reception, our receptionist, and even some of the extended team. Really an all round good experience.

You think it's got something to do with 666?

At 6 minutes past 6 this morning, as the news ended they gave the market update, starting with gold which was at that exact point in time trading at USD666!!!

Scary shit, if you believe in that!

Salagatle!

Another day in paradise

I eventually get the phone number for the Roodepoort technicon so that I can apply to register for a CAD class. It's a "place of higher learning" they say...
I call, and they ask me to call the Engineering department.
So this is how the call goes.

Ring, ring. Ring, ring
Halo....
Hello, is this the Roodepoort College Engineering department?
Huh?
The Engineering department!
Yes...
Can you tell me when the next CAD night classes will start?
It hes oredy statad.
I know , I want to know when the next course will start.
Maybe August.
Maybe? Aren'y you sure.
Yes, August.
Ok, what is the cost for the course?
Four fifty
(I assume this to be R450)
And can you tell me how long the course is please?
3 Months.
And how many times a week do they have a class?
Huh?
How many times a week is there a class?
One......, or two.
Well, is it one or two?
Eet depends.... maybe wan, maybe two...
So, you don't really know?
No......

Now, this is an institution for higher learning. However, it would seem that to get employed there you need to have attended some form of formal schooling for no more than one or two years. You do not have to have any telephonic skills, or be able to read, or even relate in english on an acceptable level. What you are expected to however, is be at your desk everyday of the week so that you can qualify for your monthly paycheck.......

And you ask me why? Why I do what I do, say what I say, am like I am.....!
What are you missing here?

Salagatle!

Winter, and Africa burns

Pictures downloaded from Google.com without permission...... Hope the owners don't mind.

Veld fire - Too close to home for these home owners!
The destructive annual veld fires
Miles and miles across. Destroying everything in its way.
Forests are destroyed. Fire fighters risk all to try and put the fires out.


It's fire season in Africa. Winter, The veld is dry, and they burn it. I am still amazed at this annual feature of African custom. Every year, as soon as the veld dries, they burn it. I was standing out on my deck, watching as the veld across the valley burns. 500 Meter front of fire, moving along steadily, destroying the vegetation, and any living thing in its way. The locals walk through these velds, and drop lit matches as they go. Everywhere, every year. I wonder why?
Smoke filled skies, even the distant mountains are just a grey smudge across the horison. I once flew in from the coast on a night flight, and the view from the plane was frightening. Miles and miles of burning veld, as far as the eye can see. Moving like molten lava, fanned along by the wind. Jumping across 9 - 12 meter wide tarred roads, starting secondary fires on adjoining lands.
It's senseless. It's destructive. It's stupid and dangerous.

Salagatle!

Long service award...

Seaman R-Bay sent me a revised certificate of service. This one does not specifiy the company I am employed by, so I am proud to put it on this blogg.
Thanx bro, I appreciate the sentiment.

Salagatle!

Sick, Dutch bastard.....

So yesterday I'm reading the local Sunday Times, and I pick up on a little article that reads as follows:-

"We are going to shake the Hague awake. A ban just makes children curious. We want to make paedophilia the subject of discussion." - Ad van den Berg, one of the founders of Holland's Charity, Freedom and Diversity party, which is pushing for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legislation of child pornography and sex with animals.

Now, I'm not sure if I understand this correctly, but he wants kids of 12 to be able to decide to have sex if they want to, that much is clear. However, I'm not sure what his stand is on the other two matters, if he's wanting legislation to allow / control / ban the two issues.

However, with regards to the fist issue. What he's saying is he wants to be able to approach a 12 year old, ask her for sex, and if she agrees, bang the crap out of the little thing. And if she does not agree, he'll probably rape her. I mean, it's difficult enough for a grown, mature, intelligent woman to prove rape in a court of law, whats the chances of a 12 year old doing so.

He's a sick basterd, and I'm going to look him up on the net, and harass him. Seriously. I will make him too scared to talk about 12 years old, never mind proposition them!!!

As for his other points, if I understand it correctly, then he's also asking for legislation to be passed to allow him to shag the little girls daschund! Well, I hope the next dog he shags, (other than his mother) bites his balls off!!

As for child pornography, well, I don't want to go there ..........

In closing, I am going to invite this animal to South Africa, where, I will tell him he can freely persue these demented passions he has. Then I'll make sure he gets the township kangaroo court treatment. In fact, for a small fee.......

Salagatle